And as usual, I’ll start with a short introduction. I searched for a suitable image on Google for a long time, but could not find it. At the request “helloween”, he gave me pictures that disgust me from the inside. At the subconscious level, so to speak. In particular, there were children dressed as Mario, pumpkins (very, very, very many pumpkins smiling evilly. ) and painted Chinese. This is extremely disgusting! Just terrible! Martyns have nothing else to look at during Halloween?
Closer to body business. In general, I was wandering around blogs and the Internet and remembered about one interesting toy called FOnline. Of course, I decided to play, but then Akafzhrus called me and offered to chop it into dotka. I, of course, refused, but he begged me so much, rolled on his knees and asked that I could not refuse such an unfortunate creature. Having gathered a team, we started playing and I didn’t like it. I went back to the fall, but didn’t close Steam and he meanly informed me about the updates. Among them was the Team Fortress 2 update. Well, why not play?? Well then..
I decided to write a little about the update and Folache to make it fun. And also, I want to talk to you about such a foreign holiday as Halloween. Next there should be a lot of text, pictures, well, as usual. And remember, your reviews and comments are like a balm for my soul. I just don’t have it. MWAHAHAHAHA.

Team Fortress 2: Halloween Update

Well, perhaps the girl will be the first to be torn apart by the bear.
I am undoubtedly sure that most people know what Team Fortress is and there is no need to write a whole blog about it. Therefore, I will briefly outline all the quirks of the new update.
As far as I know, the update contains not just new items, but rather a new game mode in which you will have to fight a big, big green asshole with a skull on his head. In general, the update contains new maps, I only played one, so there’s nothing to say about the maps. Two respawns, no trolleys – only hardcore.
The essence of the regime is to overthrow the green crap that periodically appears on the server and kills everything. Yes, there’s just one raisin. This tramp is so powerful that it can only be taken down by the joint efforts of both teams. That is, you will have to unite red with blue and bring him down all together. I played on two servers. In Russian and foreign languages.
Actually, I didn’t expect any kindness from the Russian server. There was just a Gryforai. Everyone killed each other and sometimes killed the green magician. No, well, of course I understand that there are frags and all that, but the trees are green… Why kill each other when you can get a good amount of points and gear if you kill the green bastard? Such is the Russian people. Can’t go anywhere without griffinism. Oh well, it’s not that scary yet. Then it was more fun. After the server holder arrived, he started kicking half of the enemy team for no reason. Someone killed him in the back – he kicks. Someone killed him at point blank range – he kicks him. It was funny, but it got boring and I decided to go abroad.
It’s much calmer on a foreign server. Nobody killed anyone. Occasionally someone indulged, but it’s forgivable. We called the green reptile in two teams and tried to overwhelm him. Personally, I like it better.
Now about the little things. Green is very cunning. If you approach him, he will throw you up and set you on fire. Or he’ll just hit you with a stick so hard it doesn’t seem like enough. The damage dealt to him is extremely small, and his HP is very high. But there is a good side. One of the players becomes a bomb and runs towards the green one. Reminds me of serious Sam, by the way. When the bombhead reaches his destination, he flies up, stuns the green one and deals -300hp damage to him, and he himself becomes invulnerable for a while. While green is stunned, he does not move and takes double damage. I love these moments, because the mess begins to be utter.
Well, one more little raisin – the wheel of fortune. I didn’t go into detail about the time the wheel appeared, so I’ll just tell you the general principle.
The wheel spins, choosing some kind of nasty thing or bun for both teams. This could be either weak gravity or immortality for a while. Or maybe it will be minimizing goals or, conversely, increasing them. You cannot change the effect or reject it, and in general, it should somehow enhance the gameplay.
Oh, by the way, there are still ghost gifts. Find one and you might get some spell or potion. Potions and spells are applied to weapons and provide a variety of effects. For example, you can make burning trails or slightly intensify the flame by making it green. But if a set of bones and other rubbish falls out, rejoice. From 7 pieces of such rubbish you can make yourself a pile of crap and open it like a box. Cool goodies fall out of there. I got two medic souls. By the way, souls, if you put them on, turn a character into a zombie. It looks funny. I didn’t look at the effects, but it’s really funny.
This is the small part I wanted to tell you about the update. If you decide to play, you can call me! Stingy and steam in profile. I’m not sure about Steam though.

Fallout Online

Now to another game. Follach.
Many of my acquaintances have not played the second game and have no idea what it is. I really feel sorry for them, because it’s just terrible to miss such a game. You should be ashamed.

80 years after the events of https://peachygames-casino.co.uk/login/ Fallout, the secluded village of Arroyo, founded by the Vault Dweller. Vault Dweller), began to fall into disrepair. New strength was needed to breathe life into the fields. The village elder sends the Chosen One. Chosen One) in the wasteland behind the miracle of pre-war engineering technology – GECK. GECK, Garden of Eden Creation Kit – GECK, Generator of the Edenic Tabernacles Compact; unlicensed versions also use translations of “Group of Edenic Structural Components” and “KoSoGoR” – “Kit for the Creation of a City-Paradise”), created so that the inhabitants of the shelters who came to the surface could establish a new life.
The Chosen One goes on a dangerous quest..

I advise you to read what’s in the spoiler.
In general, the online fall game is actually fall 2, but only online and not step-by-step, but real-time. You appear at the replication station and freely stomp around the wasteland. Completely naked, without weapons and with a flower in his hands. This is the beginning of a long, aimless journey, but nevertheless extremely interesting. If you have not played the second game, then you can safely read everything that is written here, and if you have played, scroll to the end.

The game’s interface is a little unfriendly, but this is quite forgivable and you can get used to it. All character control and interaction with the world occurs using the mouse and only. At the bottom of the screen there is a small control panel with the most important buttons and windows. Chat is on the left. On the right is a window for interacting with weapons and other objects that you can pick up and do whatever you want with them.
Honestly, it’s difficult for me to describe this game, since I haven’t studied all its details, but it’s still worth doing. I don’t think it’s worth going into the details of character control and combat methods. I’ll just tell you the story of how a lonely traveler went on a journey. Upon arrival in the provincial town of Klamath, the traveler immediately headed to the nearest tavern or bar, which does not matter. There he met a bar owner and a local trapper. He hunted geckos and skinned them. Having rented a room for the night and learned how to remove skins, our traveler goes to work. It’s hard work, but you need money more than ever. Armor and weapons are very expensive.
On the way to the exit, the traveler heard drunkards talking about how some woman had lost her husband, who was also a trapper. Well, it’s worth looking for it. Karma is still not rubber.
Taking with him a rusty knife that looked more like an iron stick, our hero goes to the trapper caves. While cutting down silver geckos along the way, he finds two lost hunters. Having asked what happened to them, it turns out that this is the same missing husband. It also turns out that he was irradiated and urgently needs help. With this news the hero goes back to the city. So his days pass, until one fine moment a decent amount of caps accumulates. Having earned money and experience, the wanderer moves on to other cities and settlements. Meets different people, travels with caravans, captures bases, etc.
Something doesn’t work for me in the “review” of Fallach… Strange, but oh well. Will do. :7
By the way, if you want to play, I run my own server. Just ask in the comments and I will include it. We can get together and play.

Halloween

So, people… Explain to me why it has become so fashionable to celebrate and discuss the Breton-Irish holiday?! No, your holidays are not enough for you? Or is this another reason?
Let’s figure it out. This “holiday” originated somewhere in Breton. In general, this is a pagan holiday that was associated with death and the supernatural.
No, there is nothing wrong with accepting pieces of foreign cultures. I want to say that in my opinion people do not understand why and what they are celebrating. They just heard that this is a holiday about evil monsters from under the bed. It is unrealistic to organize a Breton halluin in Raska, because this can only be organized in Britain.
Around the 16th century, the tradition of gaising developed – begging for sweets on the night of October 31st.
Hah. I would look at this in Russia. I have no doubt that the kids would be sent to three funny letters. Or they just called them idiots and closed the door. And it’s probably worth considering that in another country, the same Breton, children and adults didn’t just go from house to house in costumes and beg for sweets, they also played petty pranks! Now let’s remember TF2 and griffins in Rushka. And now this “little naughtiness” magically turns into 15 days in a pre-trial detention center. Although I know Rashkin’s mentality, they will simply break your legs or arms.
So why has it become so fashionable on the Internet to celebrate this extremely strange holiday??
There are pumpkins, idiots in costumes, themed parties, etc. everywhere. Well, seriously, there’s nothing else to celebrate or what?? No, let’s celebrate everything. Oh look! The moon is hidden behind clouds today! Let’s celebrate this! Let’s send a bunch of messages on Twitter and start a party about it! Woohoo!
Yes, yes? Well, how can you celebrate a completely worthless holiday??!
Okay, let’s say… The people of Breton believe that on the 31st all evil spirits take to the streets and kill people. OK. And this is where the extremely amazing Breton ingenuity comes into play..

-ABOUT! Monsters roam the streets!
-Let’s dress up as monsters and ask for candy, throwing toilet paper at home?
-Let’s!

Bad tactics, yeah? Oh, let’s dress in the enemy’s clothes during the war? They’ll never notice us like that, yeah?
And the question is, if everyone knows that there are no monsters, then why does everyone continue to celebrate this holiday?? For freebies? No, the Bretons are not capable of this, only Russians can lick an iron pole in forty-degree frost for a freebie. And again, costumes… This is where the Chinese have freedom… There are a lot of them, they know how to sew… The Internet is generally teeming with Chinese in costumes of zombies and corpses. This is fucking terrible… These pictures make me sick.
In principle, I have nothing against themed parties. It’s even fun to dress up in some ridiculous costumes and have a blast on the dance floor. There used to be masquerade balls. It’s very similar. But again, it came from behind the hill. As the wiki told me, this is Americanization.